Arch Nemesis

I think I have discovered my enemy, my equal opposite, something just as annoying as me.
That's right. As annoying as me.

Amazingly (or not) it isn't a human. Only a cold calculating machine could be as annoying.

"What is it?", I hear you ask.

Well, I'll tell you.

You spend the best part of an hour filling in an internet form only for you to click "Submit" and watch the whole lot disappear before your very eyes and be replaced with a page saying "Error 404" or some other meaningless shite.
So you think "Ha! Fuck you Internet!" and click the "back" button (thinking you are clever and can beat your nemesis) only to find you are presented with the internet's version of a double forks in the form of a page stating:

"This page has expired" which if translated into English basically means "Fuck You Beckster!"