Have a pop at Sexy Royalty

I love this page. It is simple yet brilliant and worth looking through all of the pictures.
Kate middleton is sexy so it works on that level but the captions are also genius:


http://katemiddletonforthewin.tumblr.com/page/1

I love how these things seem to appear on the ol' interwebs. That, surely, is what it is here for?

My New Hero

Words cannot describe why Charlie Sheen is my new hero.

Is it the drugs? His two girlfriends? His money? These things are all good but I have to say it has to be his confidence and, at times, unflinching honesty. The following clip displays this in abundance:

http://youtu.be/h5aSa4tmVNM


Charlie Sheen, I salute you and your tiger blood!

It's all about Effort

I love it when I see things that are so simple and so effective yet so ridiculous only a small number of people would ever think to do them.

Check this following clip which, I think, either represents someone's (ITNExtreme) endless boredom or their incredible genius:

The Beautiful Game

What a strange couple of weeks of football.

We have seen the artistry of Barcelona as they demolished an Arsenal side, making them look like a non-league side in the process.

We have seen some horrendous tackles - Jamie Carragher on Nani, Maxi on Rafael, Rafael on Lucas etc - all go relatively unpunished.

When I stumbled across this beautiful animation it reminded me exactly of why I love the beautiful game. Spurs fan or not, if you fail to love this, you fail to love all that is beautiful:

Does God Hate Us? Pt 2

Well, either God hates us or, as I have been secretly hoping for some time, Godzilla does indeed exist and has set about reaking havoc on the Japanese (and pretty much every country in the Pacific ocean) from his underwater lair....?

Obviously, this is bollocks.


However, I am greatly concerned for our dolphin and whale killing cousins. This is a natural disaster of epic proportions and with worries about the nuclear power plant ongoing, they are far from out of the water yet (excuse the pun).

I have embedded the following video as my way of wishing the sushi-munchers all the best at this horrific time.

Cash and Carry Me Home

My hand greets whisky like a newborn child
Last night, I must admit, it got quite wild
now, morning's approached and I wrestle with a headache
That was spawned in hell by the devil himself
Now was not quite clear
But I wonder what shenanigans brought me here
While I'm cryin' out loud and I'm feeling quite sorry for myself
I need to check my health
Cause I have much to know about myself

I know we fuss and fight here a little bit
I've had a couple drinks well a little bit
I'm beggin' you
Just carry me home

I'm all on my own
Smashed up my phone,
Not sure of whereabouts
My mum kept on callin' me just tellin' me to sort it out

Mum look, readin' books and takin' tests won't take away the pain in chest
The aching limbs decide to vapor, sparked up your cigarette
Lookin' out the window at the world,
I just ain't ready yet

Such things just get me stressed,
Grey hairs are springin' up and I'm startin' to shake a bit
I'm still got some whiskey left, maybe I'll just take a sip

I know we fuss and fight here a little bit
I've a couple drinks for a little bit
I'm beggin' you
Just carry me home

I'm all on my own
I've kinda lost my throne, I'm absent from the scene,
I'm searchin' for a way in life, I'm lookin' for a theme
A plan or a scheme, a road to a better place
I'm splashin' water on my face,
Wake up lazy bones, please just take me home
I'm out of my comfort zone, the liquids wearin' off
Now I just feel alone

I know we fuss and fight here a little bit
I've had a couple drinks for a little bit
I'm beggin' you
Just carry me home