Cash and Carry Me Home

My hand greets whisky like a newborn child
Last night, I must admit, it got quite wild
now, morning's approached and I wrestle with a headache
That was spawned in hell by the devil himself
Now was not quite clear
But I wonder what shenanigans brought me here
While I'm cryin' out loud and I'm feeling quite sorry for myself
I need to check my health
Cause I have much to know about myself

I know we fuss and fight here a little bit
I've had a couple drinks well a little bit
I'm beggin' you
Just carry me home

I'm all on my own
Smashed up my phone,
Not sure of whereabouts
My mum kept on callin' me just tellin' me to sort it out

Mum look, readin' books and takin' tests won't take away the pain in chest
The aching limbs decide to vapor, sparked up your cigarette
Lookin' out the window at the world,
I just ain't ready yet

Such things just get me stressed,
Grey hairs are springin' up and I'm startin' to shake a bit
I'm still got some whiskey left, maybe I'll just take a sip

I know we fuss and fight here a little bit
I've a couple drinks for a little bit
I'm beggin' you
Just carry me home

I'm all on my own
I've kinda lost my throne, I'm absent from the scene,
I'm searchin' for a way in life, I'm lookin' for a theme
A plan or a scheme, a road to a better place
I'm splashin' water on my face,
Wake up lazy bones, please just take me home
I'm out of my comfort zone, the liquids wearin' off
Now I just feel alone

I know we fuss and fight here a little bit
I've had a couple drinks for a little bit
I'm beggin' you
Just carry me home