Does God Hate Us?

Well it's simple - if He does exist, He hates us for sure.
You want proof? See the following non-exhaustive list:

1. Manchester United losing to Leeds United in the FA Cup 3rd Round a few weeks ago

2. Today's earth quake disaster in Haiti

3. The existence of Bobby Davro (and other annoying "celebrities")

4. Having to hide your porn from your Missus so she doesn't think you are a deviant. And leaves you.

5. September 11th 2001

6. The fact that I have to buy a 3D TV to watch Avatar the way it should be presented when it comes out on Blu-Ray

7. The fact that I will buy said 3D TV and will pay 4 times what it will cost if I wait 6 more months.

8. Also, said 3D TV will probably be a piss poor-spec compared to what will come out if I wait 6 months

9. Petrol prices and the fact that I cannot fix the energy crisis and become an instant billionnaire.

10. The Plague

So, I think you will agree that there is clearly no God.
I also so think that I have made my point succinctly enough and my list, whilst not exhaustive, does cover some pretty important issues.

However, Liverpool have just been knocked out the cup so, I guess, the jury's still out on God's hatred for us (me)...