Today I wonder if I am the World's Greatest Wind Up Merchant. I hope I am and if this is indeed a fact, where is my god-damn medal?
Last night, I made my wife storm off for a bath and stop speaking to me by simply repeating the word "Bony"
e.g.
Wife: "Sean, your ribs are jabbing in me. You are so bony."
Me: "Bony Bony!"
Wife:"Stop repeating me..."
Me: "Bony Bony!"
etc....
She is now speaking to me again. Just.
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